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Movie title rip-offs
Ever since watching a Friends episode where they passed reference to a “swedish documentary” by the name of “Good Will Humping” I have wanted to find a list of titles of regular movies that have been ripped off by this industry. However – I have never quite felt comfortable searching for such information. Today I overcame my fears and performed a few searches here are the results…!
The following is a list of movies that I am happy to report that I haven’t seen but that nondesputedly are terrible rip-offs of movie titles adapted to suit the porn industry! I have made a small subset of the less offensive ones…
– Cliff Hanger = Cliff Banger
– Gone in 60 seconds = Done in 60 seconds
– Free Willy = Free My Willy
– Good Will Hunting = Good Will Humping
– I know what you did last summer = I Know What you did with the Plumber
– Men in Black = Men in Back
– Schindlers List = Schindler’s Fist
– Saving Private Ryan = Shaving Ryan’s Privates
– The three Musketeers = The Three Musket Queers
– You Have Mail = You Have Male -
What is in it for me?
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CORE INVESTMENT STRATEGY, UNION BANK PLC
CORE INVESTMENT STRATEGY, UNION BANK PLC
It is with trust and confidence that he makes this urgent important proposal to me in view of the fact that I am trust worthy and reliable. Currently he has a business that he think would be of interest to me and my company!
MR. BELLO AFOLABI
UNION BANK PLC
ALTERNATIVE EMAIL:belloafolabi@zwallet.comCORE INVESTMENT STRATEGY
It is with trust and confidence that I make this urgent important
proposal to you in
view of the fact that you are trust worthy
and reliable. Currently I have a business that I think would be of
interest to
you and your company.
I am the Western District Bank Manager of UNION BANK
of Nigeria PLC. However, there is an account opened in
the bank in 1993 and since 1998, no body has operated this account
again. After careful
investigation, I discovered that the owner of this
account was the president of ARC CONSTRUCTION COMPANY LTD, a
foreigner who died in 1998. the account has no
beneficiary at present and investigation and proved
that this company does not know anything about the
account, the total amount is US$25. 5 (Twenty five
Point Five Million United States Dollars Only).
In light of the above fact, I need your assistance to
handle this transaction with you,thereby providing
your bank account or any account of your choice where
this fund will be remitted. Your assistance as a
foreigner is necessary because the management is ready
to welcome anybody preferably a foreigner who has the
correct information of the account which I will give
you immediately, if you are capable to conclude this
transaction with me.
Now that the management of the bank has ordered that
all dormant account will be frozen. On the strength of
this order, I wish to make advantage of this situation
and present your company as beneficiary and get it
transferred to your designated account. Be informed
that all documents related to this transaction will be
destroyed immediately after the transfer, since every
arrangement to transfer this fund to any account you
will provide has been concluded.
Furthermore, no receiving your positive response, I
will apply for annual leave for our fact to face
meeting in your country for the sharing. I will give
you 20ètal fund for your assistance though
the percentage is negotiable and I will not contact
any other person until I am convinced that you are not
interested.
I will like to have your phone and fax number for easy
communication.Best regards,
BELLO AFOLABI
[ Stein Runar Bergheim, 8 . 2.Mon, ] -
Bar. Hamza Ali Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN)
Bar. Hamza Ali Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN)
It is his humble pleasure to write me this letter,irrespective of the fact that I do not know him. He pleads me that I for no reason should you see any part of this mail as fake or assume that they [he] must know me before we do any business.
BUSINESS ASSISTANCE
Dear Sir,
It is my humble pleasure to write you this letter,irrespective of the fact that you do not know me. Please for no reason should you see any part of this mail as fake or assume that we must know you before we do any business with you.
However, I got your contact through a a reliable friend believed to be a resident of your country although i did not disclose my intension of writing you to anybody. i have all believe that you must be a relaible person that i can trust. My name is Bar. Hamza Ali Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN) and a close family lawyer to our former late military ruler, General Sani Abacha who died suddenly in power some years ago.
Since his untimely demise the family has suffered a lot of harassment from the regime of General Abdulsalaam Abubakar and even this present civilian government. Recently, the wife was placed under house arrest in furtherance of the policy of Vendetta being visited on the family. Although a lot of money has been recovered from Mrs. Abacha since the death of her husband by the present government, there are still huge sums of money in foreign currencies saved with some outside security company in Europe. Mrs. Abacha has showed me documents of where the
husband deposited US$20m (twenty Million United States Dollars) in a security vault for safe keeping.
It is the decision of the Family to keep the funds in the security company to avoid trace to the funds Because all other funds deposited in a sepcial accounts in Europe and America was recovered by the Government.
Since, we have been deliberating on how to invest this fund abroad in a confidential manner until we came to a conclusion to use it to buy houses and part of it will be used for safe and non-speculative investments in your country or Lebanon. But I have chosen your country for the investments and would also rely on your professional advice for any safe and conducive country to invest in. Therefore, you are to fax me immediately the prices of houses in cities of (Highbrow area) in your country for us to know how to put our budget.
This money US$20Million can only be processed and received in Europe since it has already been defaced for security reasons. If your conditions are good we will prepare you as the beneficiary of the total fund because we have the documents already with us. The Security Company has called me and Mrs.Abacha to do something about claiming this consignment because of the demurrage it is incurring and we told them we would come and claim it very soon.
You have twenty five percent, while ten percent will be for the expenses incurred on both sides and sixty five percent will be for us, if you accept to help us with this project. I want you to please understand that I am involved in this issue because I am Madam Abacha’s confidant. You are therefore to contact me on my private email hamzaali@tatanova.com Please remember to include your current private telephone and fax numbers. If you keep this project secret, we will be prepared to do more business with you.
Expecting your urgent response.
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Hamza Ali(SAN)
[ Stein Runar Bergheim, 9 . 1.Sat, ] -
BOARD OF TRUSTEE, PETROLEUM (SPECIAL) TRUST FUND PTF
BOARD OF TRUSTEE, PETROLEUM (SPECIAL) TRUST FUND PTF
I was introduced to them in confidence. The reason for this letter is that my help is being sought in order to facilitate and successfully [:-)] complete a profitable venture that is of immense benefit to me, and them…
BOARD OF TRUSTEE, PETROLEUM (SPECIAL) TRUST FUND PTF Building, Victoria-Island, Lagos.
FROM THE OFFICE OF: STEVEN MANTU(MNIM)
PHONE+234 803 725 8376
FAX:+234-1-759-2140.
Dear sir,
BUSINESS PROPOSAL: TRANSFER OF US$15.6M (FIFTEEN MILLION SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS). BUSINESS INVESTMENTS
PARTNERSHIP.
Dear sir,
Compliments of the season.
You were introduced to us in confidence. The reason for this letter is that your help is being sought in order to facilitate and successfully complete a profitable venture that is of immense benefit to you, and us the originators within a stipulated time frame.
I am STEVEN Mantu, a director with the Petroleum Trust Fund (PTF)and the Secretary of the Contract Award and Monitoring Committee (CAMC)of the Petroleum (Special) Trust Fund (PTF).
This profitable venture involves the sum of US$15,600,000.00 (Fifteen million Six hundred thousand United States Dollars) which is presently in an account of the PTF with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).
We need your help as a foreigner to help transfer this sum of US$15.6M (Fifteen million Six hundred thousand United sates dollars). We cannot make this transfer on our own or in our names for the fact that we are civil servants(still in active service). But you as a foreignercan assist us in the sense that the money to be transferred willbe paid to you as a contract entitlement for a purported contract executed for my government. The money in question is ready for transfer into an overseas account which we expect you to provide.
We have agreed that the money will be shared according to the ratio stated below;
a) 10% of the money will go to you for acting as the beneficiary of thefund.
b) 85% to us originators (which if possible we may enter into a partnershipwith
you).
We will require from you:
a) Name and address of Company/ Beneficiary.
b) Details of the account which you are the only signatory thatthe money will be transferred into.
The above requirements is to legalise the claim for payment and transfer of the money.Be informed that the reason we are sending you this letter is because we know that the only way to succeed is to seek the help of a foreigner.
Your professional status is not a matter of hindrance in this transaction.
Please, your assistance is highly solicited.
We have no doubts at all that this money will be released and transferred if we get the necessary foreign partner to assist us in this deal. Therefore, when the business is successfully concluded we shall through the same connections withdraw all documents used from all the concerned government ministries for 100% security.All expenses regarding the opening of an account if not already in existence shall be borne by you, all expenses are however reimbursable on the conclusion of this business transaction.
It is of high hope that you will consider this humble request and respond positively. If you are still in doubt after the receipt of this letter please do not hesitate to contact and ask any question(s)that may hinder your decision on this matter. If in the alternative you are indisposed please an acknowledgement of the receipt of this letter will be appreciated stating such. Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter if you are interested.
For more details on this transaction you can call me on my mobile telephone number +234-803-725-8376. The Telephone line may be busy,
please keep on trying till you get through.
While awaiting your early response, thank you in anticipation of your most valued assistance.
Yours Faithfully,
STEVEN Mantu. (MNIM)
P.S. PLEASE TREAT AS URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL
altanate email:steven_mantu@yahoo.com
[ Stein Runar Bergheim, 9 . 1.Sat, ] -
Natal (Brazil)
Natal (Brazil)
Having been a pronounced enemy of beach activities most of grown up life I didn’t quite know what to do with close to 1000 km of sandy beaches at my
handsfeet. However, a hundred or so drunk, and increasingly sun burnt, Scandinavians had a perfectly good idea what they wanted do, making the beach an altogether disagreeable place to spend time…One of the less striking features of Natal is that all the taxis seem to drive around with near empty gas tanks… With an average income of some 75$ a month and a gasoline price of more than 50 cents a litre this is a small wonder, but still we spent some time pondering at it… Could also be a strategy to get more tip… Who knows.
Food, in Natal, comes in remarkably large portions, with excellent allthough not too spicy taste and at a price that is far below what would be expected as service fees by a european waiter… Allthough I have previously taken pride in never giving up a meal I had to give up on numerous occasions in Natal.
Naturewise beaches is the thing in Natal. Along the coastline where Natal is located there is a near 500 km long beach, broken only by the odd cliff. To the south of Natal you’ll find the most beautiful beaches (from a scandinavian perspective) with steep shorewalls at the back end of the beach and small pictoresque villages like Pipa. To the north you’ll find the most magnificent broad sandy beaches like Genipabu beach.
The sand and the sand dunes has made the Brazilians develop a profession; buggy driving. A beach buggy is a car built on a modified Volkswagen Beetle chassis and is a small open car which is used for the purpose of driving around in the sand like a madman.
Being a long term, heavily pronounced enemy of everything that is related to beach life I had envisaged a rather unpleasant stay. Such was not the case…
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Halfbakery
Halfbakery
The place for your brilliant idea or the place where you look at other peoples brilliant ideas…
http://www.halfbakery.com
[ Stein Runar Bergheim, M. 3.Mon, ] -
Democratic Republic Of Zaire,President Mobutu Sese Seko
Democratic Republic Of Zaire,President Mobutu Sese Seko
The son of the late president of the Democratic Republic Of Zaire presume that I am aware there is a financial dispute between his family ( THE MOBUTU ) and the present civilian Government. This is based on what they believe as bad and corrupt governance on his late father’s part… I seem to recall…
Dear Partner,
I am the son of the late president of Democratic Republic Of Zaire,President Mobutu Sese Seko, ( now The Republic Of Congo, under the leadership of the son of Mr. Laurent Kabila ). I presume you are aware there is a financial dispute between my family ( THE MOBUTU ) and the present civilian Government. This is based on what they believe as bad and corrupt governance on my late father’s part. May his soul rest in perfect peace.As you might have heard how a lot of my father’s bank account in Switzerland and North America has been frozen.
Following the above named reasons, I am soliciting for your humble and confidential assistance to take custody of twenty five Million United States Dollars ( US$20,000,000.00 ), also to front for me in the areas of business you desire profitable.
These funds have secretly been deposited into a confidential Security firm where it can easily be withdrawn or paid to a recommended beneficiary. The funds will be released to you by the Security firm based on my recommendations on that note, you will be presented as my partner who will be fronting for me and my family in any subsequent ventures.
Myself and my mother have decided to give 18% to you if you are able to help us claim this consignment.We have also decided to give you any money spent on phone calls or travelling expenses in the course of this transaction at the end of the transaction.
Please, I need your entire support and co-operation for the success of this business ventures, your utmost confidentiality and secrecy is highly required, due to my family’s present predicament.
I sincerely will appreciate your acknowledgment as soon as possible.
I am presently in the refugee camp here in the Netherlands under the united nations refugee camp in Netherlands and I can be reached on my direct telephone number +31-641-910-805 for an elaborate discussion.
Please indicate your interest by sending your telephone and fax numbers or call me at anytime. I sincerely will appreciate your acknowledgement as
soon as possible.
Thanks,
Timothy Mobutu Sese-Seko.
[ Stein Runar Bergheim, 4 . 2.Mon, ] -
UNITED BANK OF AFRICA, ILUPEJU BRANCH
UNITED BANK OF AFRICA, ILUPEJU BRANCH
Professor Frank Obi is very pleased to get across to me for a very urgent and profitable business proposal, though he doesn’t know me, nor have I seen him before but his confidence was reposed on me when the Chief Executive of Lagos State chamber of Commerce and Industry handed him my contact details for a confidential business… Perhaps some other time…
PROFESSOR FRANK OBI
BRANCH MANAGER,
UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA PLC
ILUPEJU BRANCH
LAGOS NIGERIA
TELEPHONE: 234-1-776 0962
FAX: 234-1-759-4725
ATTN: PRESIDENT/C.E.OI am pleased to get across to you for a very urgent
and profitable business proposal, though I don’t know
you neither have I seen you before but my confidence
was reposed on you when the Chief Executive of Lagos
State chamber of Commerce and Industry handed me your
contact for a confidential business.
I am the manager of United Bank for Africa Plc (UBA),
Ilupeju branch, Lagos Nigeria.
The intended business is thus; We had a customer, a
Foreigner (a Turkish) resident in Nigeria, he was a
Contractor with one of the Government Parastatals.He
has in his Account in my branch the sum of US 38.6
Million (Thirty Eight Million, Six Hundred Thousand
U.S. Dollars).
Unfortunately, the man died four years ago until today
non-of his next of kin has come forward to claim the
money.
Having noticed this, I in collaboration with two other
top Officials of the bank have covered up the account
all this while.
Now we want you (being a foreigner) to be fronted as
one of his next of kin and forward your account and
other relevant documents to be advised to you by us to
attest to the Claim.
We will use our positions to get all internal
documentations to back up the claims .The whole
procedures will last only five working days to get the
fund retrieved successfully without trace even now or
in future.
Your response is only what we are waiting for as we
have arranged all necessary things. As soon as this
message comes to you kindly get back to me indicating
your interest, then I will furnish you with the whole
procedures to ensure that the deal is successfully
concluded.
For your assistance we have agreed to give you twenty
five percent (25%) of the Total sum at the end of the
transaction while 65% would be for my colleagues and I
and the remaining 10% would be for any form of
expenses that may be incurred during the course of the
transaction which would be given to us when the money
is transferred into your account before splitting the
balance on the agreed percentage of 65% to 25%.
I await your earliest response.
Thanks,
Yours Sincerely
Professor Frank Obi
[ Stein Runar Bergheim, 2 . 2.Wed, ]