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Year: 2007

  • Christopher Purchas, barrister with Crown Office Chambers and member of the Queen's Council

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    (Stein) Runar Bergheim

    Crown Office ChambersTemple London EC4Y 7HJUnited Kingdom Hello, My name is Christopher Purchas QC. I am a Barrister and a member of the Queen’s Council (QC) working with the reputable legal firm – Crown Office Chambers in London United Kingdom. I am contacting you because i believe we can achieve a change of ownership to…

  • Mr. Paul George, Auditor General, United Bank for Africa PLC, Nigeria

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    (Stein) Runar Bergheim

    Hello, Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this letter is not a hoax mail and I urge you to treat it serious. We want to transfer to an overseas account, (20,000.000.00 GBP, Twenty million Great Britain Pounds) from a prime Bank here in Nigeria. I want to ask you, if you…

  • Alegria: a happy frog!

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    (Stein) Runar Bergheim

    Novelty: A wonderfully sad brazilian frog with the text alegria (happiness in portuguese) carved into its base.

  • Too late for safe sex

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    (Stein) Runar Bergheim

    Poor quality photo taken at a Brighton mall in the pre-digital camera era. On the right: Worn-out father contemplating poster at pharmacy wall while heir is screaming her lungs out. — On the left: couple more likely to be practicing safe sex.

  • The mother of all cargo transporters

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    (Stein) Runar Bergheim

    I spotted the largest plane I ever saw when flying into Ljubljana Airport. Please notice the fuel van parked under the wings on the far side of the monstrous machine.

  • God, the democrat

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    (Stein) Runar Bergheim
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    The Bishops Meeting, part of the management of the Church of Norway, has decided to alter future translations of the Holy Bible into Norwegian by excluding the word “tukt” (Norwegian for punishment/torment). The decision was made unanimously. It doesn’t say if God was consulted on the matter, but we must assume that He, like most…

  • Viking in stripy suit

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    (Stein) Runar Bergheim

    A viking in a stripy suit named Pål, and his cheerful companion Sture. An everyday scene from a Reykjavik store.

  • 2 person infra-red sauna

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    (Stein) Runar Bergheim
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    This is the household item you’ve all been waiting for! Is it a closet? No. Is it a public toilet with ill-placed windows? No. Is it the 2 person infra-red sauna? YES!!! And it comes at a favorable price of only € 2 699.00 – a real bargain if you ask me! And you won’t…

  • In case of emergency, fax an ambulance!

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    (Stein) Runar Bergheim

    Quick, quick, fax an ambulance… Photo taken near Calvi on Corsica, France. Maybe ambulance means something different in french, most things do, regardless the sign looks funny!

  • With all due respect, F**K YOU!

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    (Stein) Runar Bergheim
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    This box contained a cup with an attitude. It was purchased at a gadget shop in Copenhagen in 2005.