In English

In accordance with something that has become more of a rule than an exception I woke up with a start at 04:50 in the morning. The taxi was waiting outside. Within 7 minutes I was on my way to the railway station and within an additional 13 I was on my way to the airport […]
Umberto Eco: Regretfully, we are returning your manuscript: Anonymous, The Bible I must say that the first few hundred pages of this manuscript really hooked me. Action-packed, they have everything today’s reader wants in a good story. Sex (lots of it, including adultery, sodomy, incest), also murder, war, massacres, and so on. The Sodom and […]
Hajia Maryam Abacha, widow of the Late Gen. Sani Abacha “…I am Hajia Maryam Abacha, widow of the Late Gen. Sani Abacha former Nigerian Military Head of State who died as a result of cardiac arrest….” “…I therefore decided to contact you in confidence so that I can be able to move out the sum […]
Heru Nurwasito, Col David Wong, OCBC Bank, Singapore I am contacting you on a business transfer of a hugh sum of money from a deceased account. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and sceptical, but I am assuring you that its been accurately planned and will be […]
Anthony Rulaeg The son of Dr. Christopher Rulaeg You may be surprise to receive this letter from me,since you dont know me personally,I am Anthony Rulaeg The son of Dr. Christopher Rulaeg, Who was recently killed in the land reform dispute in Zimbabwe. I got your contact as i was searching for a reliable and […]
Air planes aren’t very spacious; at least not if you are condemned to be seated in “peasant class”. There’s always the seats by the emergency exit which provides a little extra room for my feet, but almost as if by magic these seats are always taken by extraordinarily small people… The trip to Reykjavik reminded […]
On purpose to visit a conference I set out for Algarve, accompanied by three wise men – Terje Aaberge, Svein Ølnes and Ivar Petter Grøtte – one of which had in his posession a summer house conveniently located near the conference venue.
Frankfurt (Germany) Being located on the outskirts of the red light district, it was a small surprise that our hotel didn’t only accomodate us – but also a growing fauna of cockroaches… [Photos] [ (Stein) Runar Bergheim, 0 . 3.Thu, ]
The son of Jonas Savimbi the rebel leader in Angola I got your contact from an email directory and decided to contact you for assistance. I am the son of Jonas Savimbi the rebel leader in Angola who was short dead on the 25th of February, 2002, by the opposing Angolan Army. Dear friend, I […]
Cranshaw & Edinburgh (Scotland), Dublin, Wicklow Mts & Port Laoise (Ireland) As we drew nearer Cranshaw Farm Cottages, the amount of dead pheasants in the road increased inversely proportionally to the distance between the houses. In my mind dangerously close to the prefect setting, this was not the outskirts of nowhere – this was in […]